Handcrafted soaps made designed to clean your body and lift your spirits. All of our soaps are made in small batches to ensure a level of quality and character to match your own.
Soaps tend to be lightly fragranced using either essential oils or phthalate-fragrance oil to wash away stink without blocking your unique eau-de-you. All colors are the result of natural ingredients, such as clays, roots, and herbs. ALL ingredients are listed on the soap packages, and we are always happy to answer questions or send an ingredient list upon request.
Bars of soap are $5 each unless otherwise noted. Shipping is available for a flat fee of $5.95 in the continental United States.
Hard and Ready
Cold processed soap that has cured at least 6 weeks (or hot processed soap that has cured for at least 4 weeks). These bars are in their prime, and are ready to be used.
"Farm Ho"
If you love getting down on the farm, this is the soap for you! Made with beeswax, pasture-fresh goat milk, and exfoliating oats, it will scrub your dirty parts while the scent of ho wood pleases you.
"Sweet Pear of Coconuts"
Shaped to fit perfectly in the palm of your hand. A succulent blend of pear, coconut, aloe, and cocoa.
"My Softwood Rose" ($6)
If you’re feeling down, this luxury soap is sure to help lift you up. All-natural ingredients come together to create a sensual essence of cedarwood and roses while covering your skin in a creamy lather that works to release tension.
"Spicy Love Ylanguage"
Get your heart on! These soaps are perfect for gifting to your lover - even if you are your own. They smell like sweet fireball candy thanks to essential oils of cinnamon and exotic, floral ylang ylang. The soft pink color is created using manjistha (madder) root. Also contains olive oil, coconut oil, and apricot kernal oil, all of which will help keep your skin looking young and healthy.
The beautiful soap dish and luminary are out of the Stephan Cincotta Ceramic Art collection, available for sale at The Tiger Eye coffee shop in Harrisburg, PA.
"Wake Up Dirty Hippie"
Vegan (of course) - and made with hemp seed oil. Crafted with fresh, pour-over coffee, patchouli, and orange essential oils, this lightly scented soap won't offend your non-hippie friends, but will still satisfy you in the shower. Coconut, olive and hemp seed oil work together with the other ingredients to create a moisturizing bar with lots of antioxidants that is great for sensitive skin. How Coffee Can Benefit Your Skin
"Wake Up Dirty Hippie" CHONKY BARS ($7)
Vegan (of course) - and made with hemp seed oil. Crafted with fresh, pour-over coffee, patchouli, and orange essential oils, this lightly scented soap won't offend your non-hippie friends, but will still satisfy you in the shower. Coconut, olive and hemp seed oil work together with the other ingredients to create a moisturizing bar with lots of antioxidants that is great for sensitive skin. How Coffee Can Benefit Your Skin
"Peach Liquor"
AKA "Peach Licker" If Peter pumpkin eater knew about this soap, he'd surely be a fan! Made with pumpkin craft beer, it smells like fresh peaches and old bourbon, and the booze makes it extra bubbly.
"Redneck Summer" ($4)
Super bubbly, fun beer soap. Looks a little rough but works hard, and the easy-going, sweet scent will win you over. Smaller 2.5 inch bar.
"Thyme For Some Tang"
Any time is a good time for some tang! Contains goat milk and turmeric, which is not only responsible for the great, speckly orange color, but also provides benefits like improved skin tone and mild exfoliation. Olive, coconut, sunflower, and castor oil provide extra conditioning. The fresh and natural fragrance is created using essential oils of thyme and TANGerine.
"MEGA (Make Elon Great Again) Musk"
If life isn’t working out the way you’d hoped – maybe your stock stopped rising or people are calling you crazy – at least you can still smell macho. Made with African shea butter and extra virgin olive oil, this musk-scented soap will wash away dirt, tears, and the smell of conspiracy.
"Liberal Snowflake"
Unscented and vegan to avoid offending anyone - perfect for the delicate, sensitive type. This soap is crafted with kaolin clay to draw out any toxicities you may be harboring as well as an inclusive blend of coconut, olive, and sunflower oils.
"Ginger's Honey Pot"
Made with raw honey. Honey has numerous skin benefits, which you can check out here: Amazing Honey. This bar also contains local goat milk, chamomile, and ginger. But wait...there's more! Vanilla, litsea (may chang), and ginger essential oils provide even more skin benefits as well as contributing to the lovely, sweet fragrance.
Note: The vanilla content causes the soap to darken as it cures.
"Herbs Twig and Berries"
Herbs (sage and lavender) Twig (cedar wood) and Berries (phthalate-free fragrance oil) bright red color is created by infusing olive oil with rhubarb root prior to making the soap. Do not be frightened if, while using it, there appears to be an alarming amount of blood coming from...somewhere. It's probably just soap bubbles. (A fun Halloween and/or April Fool's day gift in addition to being a lovely soap). Castor oil and goat milk make this bar especially moisturizing.
"Salty Seaman"
Manly soap made with Himalayan and Dead Sea salt and locally sourced goat milk. Contains activated charcoal to help draw out all that toxic masculinity, and avocado oil to help handle inflammation from skin conditions, like the sunburn you might get from working on your vessel all day. Smells of sea salt and cypress.
"Salty Beach"
If you're feeling a bit like a salty beach, this oceanic soap will help you relax and pretend you are on a tropical island. Sea salt, hibiscus petals, skin-conditioning castor oil, natural essential oils (lime, eucalyptus, lemongrass, copaiba) and a locking bathroom door are your best budget alternative to Hawaii. Also contains activated charcoal, unrefined coconut oil, and Cambrian Blue clay.
"Beach, Please!"
Farm meets fantasy with this tropical beach scented goat milk and coconut oil soap. Jojoba beads adorn the top like exotic black sand to offer gentle exfoliation. The lovely pink color is created using an infused blend of annatto seeds and manjistha (madder) root.
"Zesty Vanilla Swinger"
Needing some soap on a rope? We won't judge or ask uncomfortable questions. You initially smell a sassy, peppery, vanilla, but wild orange and ginger are just below the surface wanting to come out to play. Shea butter makes these rings super lubricating.
Note: The vanilla content causes the soap to darken as it cures.
"A Mangos Into a Bar"
Turn your shower into happy hour! This soap is no joke. Mango seed butter makes this bar hard but leaves your skin soft.
"Born Naked" ($4)
Soap that is handmade, all-natural, and unscented. Contains nothing but the necessities to make it both nice and effective.
Ingredients: Saponified olive, coconut, and castor oil, kaolin clay, distilled water.
Customizable Birth Announcements ($4)
Handmade soap birth announcements that can be customized with baby's name and birth details. A unique and practical gift.
"Upside Down Pineapple Cake"
Feeling…corny? Surprise – it's an upside-down pineapple! This fruity soap is full of mojo with scents like cardamom and spicy ginger atop demure vanilla all coming together in a pineapple explosion. Perfect for any groovy swinger who wants to keep things fresh.
"Garden Ho"
If you love getting down in the garden, this is the soap for you! Made with natural ingredients, it will clean your dirty parts while the scent of herbs and ho wood indulges you. Contains good gardeny stuff like spinach powder, chamomile, and essential oils of lavender, rosemary, and ho wood.
"Milky Melons"
Shaped to fit perfectly in the palm of your hand. Luscious goat milk melon-scented soap. The lovely pink color is created using an infused blend of annatto seeds and rhubarb powder.
"Teabag Try #1"
It's always fun to experiment! This soap is crafted from essential oils, herbal tea, and kokum butter for an extra hard bar. Enjoy the scent of lemons and mint as you take a dip in the tub.
"Earth Godess" ($6)
Soap modeled after the Venus of Willendorf, a carved limestone figurine dating to 28,000 - 25,000 BC. Although there has been much speculation, nobody knows her origin story. The important thing is that now you can rub her likeness all over your body. She has been crafted using natural elements (turmeric, green tea, kaolin) and essential oils (turmeric, frankincense, bergamot) - fit for a goddess like you!
"Non-toxic Masculinity"
Soap for the guy who wants to be and smell exceptional. A man who can change a tire, climb a mountain, and ask how your day was without telling you how to fix it. Made with just the right amount of avocado oil for extra conditioning without making you too soft.
"Naked GOat"
This uncensored, unscented, and unfiltered soap is made with locally sourced milk from naked goats. It also contains colloidal oats to soothe the skin you were born in.
"A'loe Mate!"
Australian tea tree oil, lavender, and aloe vera make this your best après-sun friend.
"Pearl Swirl"
Iridescent and aquatic scented soap that will make your shower feel like a pearl diving adventure.
"Elemental - Fire"
Soap for a passionate person or for someone who just likes the smell of burning wood.
"Elemental - Air"
Elemental soap for a flighty person or for someone who enjoys both breathing and smelling good.
"Elemental - Earth"
Elemental soap for a grounded person or for someone who just likes the smell of dirty plants.
"Elemental - Water"
Elemental soap for an adaptable person or for someone who enjoys the smell of aquatic spa minerals.
"Soapy Sack" ($3)
A fun sampler of Unfiltered Bee soaps. Some of the full-size bars are available now, some will be available later, and some were experiments that are gone forever.
A Bit Soft, but Functional
Cold processed soap that has cured at least 4 weeks (or hot processed soap that has cured for at least 2 weeks), so it is safe and still hard enough to use if you need some now.
"Pit and Piggy" ($4)
Soap specially made and perfecly shaped for armpits and feet. Contains aloe, antimicrobial essential oils (lemongrass and peppermint), and activated charcoal to help soften, detox, and defunk. Recommended for use with "Pit and Piggy" armpit and foot spray.
"Drunken Vegan"
Just when you thought Veganism couldn't be more fun, we've added BEER! This soap still has all the ingredients needed to aggressively defend Earth and her animals, but now it does so in a bubblier way. Naturally scented with essential oils of cananga, wild orange, and juniper berry (those things they use to make gin).
Still Underage
It is important to wait at least 4 weeks from the time cold process soap has been made to allow for full saponification to occur.
New soaps will arrive late summer.