Handcrafted soaps made designed to clean your body and lift your spirits. All of our soaps are made in small batches to ensure a level of quality and character to match your own.


Soaps tend to be lightly fragranced using either essential oils or phthalate-fragrance oil to wash away stink without blocking your unique eau-de-you. All colors are the result of natural ingredients, such as clays, roots, and herbs. ALL ingredients are listed on the soap packages, and we are always happy to answer questions or send an ingredient list upon request.


Bars of soap are $6 each unless otherwise noted. Shipping is available for a flat fee of $5.95 in the continental United States.

Hard and Ready

Cold processed soap that has cured at least 6 weeks (or hot processed soap that has cured for at least 4 weeks). These bars are in their prime, and are ready to be used.

Herbs Twig and Berries pink soap bar with natural goat milk

Herbs Twig and Berries

Try bathing with herbs (sage and lavender), twig (cedarwood), and berries when you are feeling dirty and in the mood for a good soaking.

Farm Ho soap made with goat milk, beeswax and oats

Farm Ho

Goat Milk (opens in new tab) Essential Oils Only

If you love getting down on the farm, this is the soap for you! Made with beeswax, pasture-fresh goat milk, and exfoliating oats, it will scrub your dirty parts while the scent of the ho wood pleases you.

Doez Nuts square beige soap with nutmeg scent

Doez Nuts

Goat Milk (opens in new tab) Essential Oils Only Scent: Nutmeg

Did you know that a female goat is a doe? This soap is made with locally sourced goat milk and other nutty ingredients like coconut oil, sweet almond oil, and nutmeg, that can benefit your wrinkly, acne-covered, flakey skin.

Sweet Pear of Coconuts half dome shaped light brown soap

Sweet Pear of Coconuts

Vegan

Shaped to fit perfectly in the palm of your hand. A succulent blend of pear, coconut, aloe, and cocoa.

Softwood Rose luxury soap with cedarwood and roses Softwood Rose soap package

My Softwood Rose ($7)

Vegan Essential Oils Only Limited Edition

If you're feeling down, this luxury soap is sure to help lift you up. All-natural ingredients come together to create a sensual essence of cedarwood and roses while covering your skin in a creamy lather that works to release tension.

Wake Up Dirty Hippie round soap with yin and yang imprint

Wake Up Dirty Hippie

Vegan Essential Oils Only

Vegan (of course) - and made with hemp seed oil (opens in new tab). Crafted with fresh, pour-over coffee, patchouli, and orange essential oils, this lightly scented soap won't offend your non-hippie friends, but will still satisfy you in the shower. Coconut, olive and hemp seed oil work together with the other ingredients to create a moisturizing bar with lots of antioxidants that is great for sensitive skin. How Coffee Can Benefit Your Skin (opens in new tab)

Peach Liquor square orange soap with ridges, made with beer

Peach Liquor

Beer Vegan

AKA "Peach Licker." If Peter pumpkin eater knew about this soap, he'd surely be a fan! Made with pumpkin craft beer, it smells like fresh peaches and old bourbon, and the booze makes it extra bubbly.

Redneck Summer beer soap with sweet scent

Redneck Summer ($4.50)

Beer Vegan

Super bubbly, fun beer soap. Looks a little rough but works hard, and the easy-going, sweet scent will win you over. Smaller 2.5 inch bar.

Musk scented masculine soap with shea butter

Musk

Vegan Masculine Scent

If life isn't working out the way you'd hoped – maybe your stock stopped rising or people are calling you crazy – at least you can still smell macho. Made with African shea butter and extra virgin olive oil, this musk-scented soap will wash away dirt, tears, and the smell of conspiracy.

Customizable birth announcement soap bars Birth announcement soap with baby details

Customizable Birth Announcements ($4)

Vegan Unscented Special Order Only

Handmade soap birth announcements that can be customized with baby's name and birth details. A unique and practical gift. Must order 10 weeks in advance.

Garden Ho soap with herbs and ho wood essential oil Garden Ho soap package

Garden Ho

Vegan Essential Oils Only

If you love getting down in the garden, this is the soap for you! Made with natural ingredients, it will clean your dirty parts while the scent of herbs and ho wood (opens in new tab) indulges you. Contains good gardeny stuff like spinach powder, chamomile, and essential oils of lavender, rosemary, and ho wood.

Teabag Try soap with lemon and mint essential oils

Teabag Try #1

Vegan Essential Oils Only

It's always fun to experiment! This soap is crafted from essential oils, herbal tea, and kokum butter (opens in new tab) for an extra hard bar. Enjoy the scent of lemons and mint as you take a dip in the tub.

Non-toxic Masculinity soap with avocado oil

Non-toxic Masculinity

Vegan Masculine Scent

Soap for the guy who wants to be and smell exceptional. A man who can change a tire, climb a mountain, and ask how your day was without telling you how to fix it. Made with just the right amount of avocado oil for extra conditioning without making you too soft.

Naked Goat unscented soap with goat milk and colloidal oats

Naked Goat

This uncensored, unscented, and unfiltered soap is made with locally sourced milk from naked goats. It also contains colloidal oats to soothe the skin you were born in.

Elemental Air round soap with swirl pattern

Elemental - Air

Vegan

Elemental soap for a flighty person or for someone who enjoys both breathing and smelling good.

Elemental Water soap with wave pattern

Elemental - Water

Vegan

Elemental soap for an adaptable person or for someone who enjoys the smell of aquatic spa minerals.

Elemental Earth round soap with tree imprint

Elemental - Earth

Vegan

Elemental soap for a grounded person or for someone who just likes the smell of dirty plants.

Drunken Vegan beer soap with essential oils

Drunken Vegan

Beer Vegan Essential Oils Only

Just when you thought Veganism couldn't be more fun, we've added BEER! This soap still has all the ingredients needed to aggressively defend Earth and her animals, but now it does so in a bubblier way. Naturally scented with essential oils of cananga (opens in new tab), wild orange, and juniper berry (those things they use to make gin).

Soapy Sack variety sampler of Unfiltered Bee soaps

Soapy Sack ($3)

Variety

A fun sampler of Unfiltered Bee soaps. Some of the full-size bars are available now, some will be available later, and some were experiments that are gone forever.

A Bit Soft, but Functional

Cold processed soap that has cured at least 4 weeks (or hot processed soap that has cured for at least 2 weeks), so it is safe and still hard enough to use if you need some now.

Still Underage

Coming Soon!

Elemental - Fire

Vegan

Soap for a passionate person or for someone who just likes the smell of burning wood.

Ginger Kitty

Vegan

Orange cat face soaps that smell like gingerale - meow!

Salty Beach

Vegan

Soap made with sea salt that smells like the ocean.